Between tales of potato sponsorships, Magic tournament bans with nightclub-level secrecy, and an entrance through a life-sized Thomas the Tank Engine, the episode sets a new bar for “you can’t make this up.” From there, it’s a whirlwind of LEGO heists, nostalgic IRC trolling, and tournament breakdowns ranging from Burn

Between Julian scraping into the semifinals of a paper tournament and Kai being blindsided by the entire country of Guam, Callum does his contractually obligated best to herd the chaos. Meanwhile, the North Sentinel Islands make their show debut. If you like clever chaos, mild incompetence, and friends who are

Kai and Callum return from Eternal Mania and the Legacy European Masters with plenty of stories and just a few bruised egos. From night bus journeys and questionable Belgian cuisine to the thrill of sitting across from some of Europe’s best Legacy players, they recount their experiences with equal parts

In this episode, we bravely attempt to make our rambling sound structured by claiming it’s “about the community.” What it’s actually about is cardboard hoarding, arguing over whether Judge Tower counts as a real format, and trying to convince ourselves that a Ledger Shredder counts as a financial plan. Meanwhile,

Just in time for Eternal Mania to unleash a storm of Legacy degeneracy across Europe, a familiar green menace has crawled straight back into the spotlight: Jaime Vázquez Villares took down the Spanish National Championship and followed it up just the next day with a Top8 in the IMPACT Returns

We regret to inform you that Kai’s Phage obsession has entered what experts are calling the “no-return phase.” Multiple sources close to the situation (i.e. us) report he’s started referring to losses as “inevitable consequences of brilliance.” His entourage is pushing for an intervention, but Kai insists it’s all part

In a bold and daring move, Wizards of the Coast decided to do… absolutely nothing. No bans, no unbans, just leading us on with a “we’re thinking about it” and a firm shrug in Legacy’s direction. Naturally, we spend over an hour dissecting this non-event like it’s the Zapruder film.

Kai goes to Austria to revive ANT in the most mediocre fashion and makes a ground-breaking discovery about airplanes. Meanwhile Julian’s meticulous research uncovers that Aluren is probably no longer viable in Legacy.  Monday can’t come soon enough. 00:00:00 Steak is For Breakfast 00:10:30 Kai ANT’s @ Austrian Legacy Masters  

Las Vegas casinos have announced the addition of Magic: The Gathering’s Legacy format to their gaming options, highlighting the format’s recent surge in volatility as a major draw. Operators view this increased unpredictability as a positive feature, adding excitement and strategic depth that fits the city’s fast-paced gaming environment. Sources