Day: July 25, 2025

Phage Against the Machine | EP.194

We regret to inform you that Kai’s Phage obsession has entered what experts are calling the “no-return phase.” Multiple sources close to the situation (i.e. us) report he’s started referring to losses as “inevitable consequences of brilliance.” His entourage is pushing for an intervention, but Kai insists it’s all part of his visionary arc. We’ll…

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